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Well, Crap!

Close!We were thinking about how pretty snow is and then remembered what it was like to be paralyzed by it a few years back and this list kind of developed itself. It’s called “Well, Crap!” because that’s what you say when you realize when good things aren’t so good…Of course there are many more that could be added to this list, but it’s a fun list to keep none the less. Hope you enjoy.

  • Snow is pretty, but you don’t want to be stuck in it
  • Humor is amusing, unless it’s at your expense
  • Water is beneficial, unless it sweeps you out to sea
  • Food is tasty, but too much of it will stay with you
  • Soil is fruitful, unless it clogs up your water well
  • A couch is comfortable, until you spill your drink on it
  • Toilets are awesome, until they stop up and overflow all over the floor
  • Puppies are adorable, but their poop all over the house isn’t
  • Refrigerators are extraordinary, until they stop working
  • Cars are helpful, except when they run out of gas
  • Birds sound beautiful, unless it’s a rooster and it’s 5:00 in the morning
  • Fire is cozy, unless it’s burning down your house
  • Legos are fun, until you step on one in your bare feet
  • Washing machines are useful, until you dye your favorite white shirt pink
  • Bubble gum is tasty, until you pop a bubble and it lands all over your hair and face
  • Popcorn is yummy, until you get a kernel stuck in your tooth for like days!

Got any you want to add to the list?? 🙂

 

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