That’s right…a thief.
Well, thief is a really strong word. Actually, I collect my payment without bothering the debtor with the details of repayment specifics.
See, it’s much easier to just quietly collect my payment than to go back and forth on negotiation and who said what and terms of agreement. Let’s not get caught up in the details.
Of course, my little debtors don’t really know they are indebted to me. But they are. Oh, they owe me big time! But that’s ok…I collect when I can and they are generally none the wiser.
I’m kind of like a repo lady but I only repo perishable goods.
I think you know where I’m going with this…are you with me?? I go through my kids candy stash like it was my own. Of course, I leave the super awesome candy that the kids have already inventoried, bar coded and sorted. And I apply a percentage-type fee. So baby girl’s stash is a little less picked through than boy & girl child’s stashes.
There are three generally lucrative times in which I collect payment from my unsuspecting brood: Christmas, Easter and Halloween.
I do not apologize for this method of payment. I stand by my actions and I believe there are more out there like me! Which leads me to the following: